Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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