he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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