My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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