Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think people are normalizing furries
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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