He is an equal opportunity slut.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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