tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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