She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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