I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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