Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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