32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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