spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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