yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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