Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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