we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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