Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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