Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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