he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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