so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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