Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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