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I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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