if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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