So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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