How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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