I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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