why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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