used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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