he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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