She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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