So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
