the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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