We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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