I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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