Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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