dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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