after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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