some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I could have mohawked her pubes.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
