I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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