I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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