GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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