i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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