So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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