i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
COCAINE IS GR8
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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