how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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