For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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