It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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