In the future we'll all be gay
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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