'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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