I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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