We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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