ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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