Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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